—Good luck, Roman.
—Good luck, witch.
Edward Hopper, Compartment C, Car 193
DO NOT READ
(ESPECIALLY DO NOT LET SANSA STARK READ)
I don’t know what to say to this… I… Tyrion, is this the Pod that you told me I could pinch?
I’ve never had someone with a crush on me before.
This is the very same Pod, although I didn’t know at the time that he would enjoy a pinch from you quite so much.
OOC - I know I suck, guys, just…keep it to yourselves, please.
Lady Sansa, should you see any interesting books lying around on your dash, YOU SHOULD OPEN THEM, DESPITE WHAT THEY SAY. AND COMMENT ON THEM.
Gonna go run back to Tywin’s account now, where it’s much less awkward.